I opened the bottle and took a whiff... and it smelled awful. I took the first swig, and it was literally pure malt. I sipped again... terrible. I then looked at the label and realized.... oh shit, it's a non-alcoholic malt "beverage".
It was so bad that I had to discreetly put the full bottle down somewhere and open a Corona. Major fail.
-Bo
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